okay but why don’t they have car alarms where it’s like the car screaming for help because it’s being kidnapped I mean I don’t know about you but I’d

a) be more inclined to go help the car out if I heard that instead of a diggity danged WEEA WEEA WEEA at 5am and

b) be too guilt stricken to steal a car that was crying for its mother

c) like eventually it just stops shouting and starts talking to the driver like “So… are you my new dad? Are you going to be nice to me? Please don’t burn me out and leave me on the side of the road I had a nightmare about that and my last dad said it would never ever happen but I guess you’re new so that might not be true any more, huh…”

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