not this oneexecuted a u-turn like a fucking ballerina on a well-oiled roulette table clippity clopstraight over my damned legthe teacher didn't even see and didn't believe the others because'horses never run people over on purpose'and made me get back onI rode for another half hour thinking I had a broken legbecause when I was twelve I was a goddamn MANfortunately it was just severe deep tissue bruising HO HO THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT