I need to go to the gym in 10 minutes but my dogs have penned me in because I sat on the floor like the gay babies they are

her head is actually pressing into the small of my back and then this dork snuggled up under my leg

WAY TO HOLD A PERSON HOSTAGE JEEZ

IF I MOVE I CAUSE YOU MISERY AND DISCOMFORT WHY

I kid you notMod's dramatic homelifenext week- the saga of the woodpigeons shitting all over the garden shed