You know who I love? Descartes

you know why I love Descartes? Because I know for sure he was a smug ass wisecracking son of a bitch irl I mean just look at his fucking portrait

look at that smug ass eyebrow can’t even keep a freakin smirk off his face long enough for someone to paint a picture of his epistemological ass

he’s like the goddam Tony Stark of philosophy all like ‘ha yeah scholastic-aristotelian method more like kiss my cartesian circle, bitches’ what a fantastic little shit