I think GPS's should have accents.
Seriously.
One of my friends’s GPS’s has a British accent.
Jamaican GPS’s would be great.
“TURN AROUND, MON
YOU GOIN’ DE WRONG WAY
TURN DE ODDA WAY MON
KEEP GOIN’ DATTA WAY, MON
TURN COMIN’ UP ON DE NEXT LEFT
YOU GOT DIS, MON”
One of my friends back home has John Cleese on their GPS.
It is glorious.