Oh my god can people learn to enunciate when they’re on the phone

don’t call me up and say “hello this is mimblewimble can I have ten minutes of your time”

of course I am going to suppose that you’re a scam marketing scheme rather than someone getting back to me about a prospective storyboarding job

I mean seriously

why would you do that

COULD YOU NOTMAKE ME NEARLY BLOW AN OPPORTUNITYBY BLURRING YOUR WORDS TOGETHERjust as well I'm polite by default or that could have gone horribly wrong jesus shit fuck