So there’s this RP game I read and play in and there’s a really good Wheatley and he just got turned human and there’s this amazing thread where he’s been sent to Sanji by the Doctor because he hasn’t eaten yet and then he discovers what eating is and it’s pretty much the most hilarious thing ever so yeah faces.
Also Sanji has to force him to drink water because he’s scared of short-circuiting so at first he’s all like nope no what are you actually out of your floppy-haired mind you nit
and then he’s all like nNnaJDONAfaguahI'SMDGONADIE.
Also thanks to this thread I will now forever refer to water as ‘Murder Juice’.