crimsun
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

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cookieroach

Breann wants me to read this out loud for her

i’m fucked

modmad

Oh god I got an anon asking me to read this out loud and post a recording a while ago

honestly I think it’s a really good poem and I did consider it

but it’s so freaking long.