NO I DO NOT ACTUALLY SHIP THEM

ANON

ANON NO, OKAY, THAT IS THE ANSWER, THE ANSWER IS NO

OKAY?

Okay.

Now don’t hurt yourself out there love there’s a lot of sharp corners on tables these days.

ITISALLVERYSILLYhad you not got that by this pointI was pretty sure the skirt would have covered thatnoodleboxIS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ANYONE OR I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU AND THROW YOU IN A VAT OF CUSTARD