So I’ve been looking at sparrowhawks today and it reminded me of something that happened to me when I was a kid.

So I’m being your average idiotic child in the garden (note that our back garden was right next to the park).

I hear some weird bird-related noises. Wonder what’s up with that.

OH OKAY SO IT’S THIS

AND IT’S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR MY FOREHE-

So then I’m like-

but then I’m like HOLY RADBALLS CHECK OUT THESE SWEET SCRATCHES.

JUST WAIT ‘TIL THE PLAYGROUND HEARS ABOUT THIS SHIT.

So that was pretty much the greatest day of my life.