Guess what I’ve just got for my name day

wunderscheisse:

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Mother…Why?

Please. Why.

Is this some kind of test? Are you trying out my tolerance? Or is this a punishment for not doing household occasionally?

Do I really have to read this?

The funny thing is, I can’t resist not to. Like, there will be two ways  - I’d ok with this book, or it’s going to be terrible - terrible in a good way, like laughing my ass off and stuff. I vote for the latter, though.

Well wish me luck for survive this 500 pages of whatthefuck.

(Also, don’t get me wrong, I love Mom, she’s really nice, and rad, and cool, and I don’t think, she has known the things circling around this book.)

Omg Ellinor I’m so sorry but I am cracking up this is hilarious.

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  3. wunderscheisse reblogged this from vanilla0chinchilla and added:
    Lol haha, Thanks :“D It’s gonna be a long and dangerous journey, isn’t? Actually, that’s why I don’t write such things,...
  4. thesavorycake reblogged this from wunderscheisse and added:
    I feel so bad for you. All of my female relatives have read this book. Even my grandmother
  5. modmad reblogged this from wunderscheisse and added:
    Omg Ellinor I’m so sorry but I am cracking up this is hilarious.
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  7. vanilla0chinchilla reblogged this from wunderscheisse and added:
    Oh man, good luck. I just read a chapter by chapter breakdown of the first book, and even then it was pretty terrible. I...
  8. tasteslikelemon reblogged this from wunderscheisse and added:
    (reblobbing from my fanart blog becase lmao Moooom) So after I’ve read this I can make lots of 50 shades of Grim...