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Well, hypothetically, if this were the case, I would recommend not trying.

By this I do not mean ‘omg no go away how dare you try to be my friend grrrrr blargh urgh’, I mean that trying is too much. I’m happy to be friends with anyone who wants to know me, and as far as I’m concerned, if I know you, you’re my friend by default. Don’t try to impress me, don’t hound every step I take, don’t bay unto the moon and conduct secret rituals and wail into the South Western wind in the dead of night- just be you. Say hello. Give me a hug.

Of course, this is all entirely hypothetical.

  1. theoutsidervevo said: well great what am I supposed to do with all these ritualistic goats now
  2. sarahnicki89 reblogged this from modmad and added:
    I like this! It’s so true. If you talk to me and say hi and are nice to me, I’m going to be your friend. Sure, easy for...
  3. captainkay reblogged this from modmad and added:
    I’m reblogging this because it’s cute and because it’s sound advice in general.
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