Man I keep seeing all these rad t-shirt designs and giveaways and I’m all

OH WOW YES DO WANT GIMME

and then I realize

I never wear t-shirts

and so I slink back dejectedly to my cave of bow-ties and waistcoats.

I really never doexcept as pj'sso it's a total waste;__;Mod problemsYOU CAN'T WEAR A BOW-TIE WITH A T-SHIRT IT JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY