*Blunders out of bedroom trying to recover from alarm when suddenly finds self stumbling around a VOID OF BLISTERING WHITENESS*

WHAT IS THIS

IS THIS WHAT THEY WARNED ME ABOUT DURING ALL THOSE YEARS IN ENGLAND?

IS THIS…

SUNLIGHT?

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS OH GOD HAVE MERCY.

okay it's not that sunny now butit's been overcast for about a week nowI'd forgotten that Vancouver does this sometimesTHE LIGHTIT BURNS