Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

The summary of today.

SO

I severely injured my wrist after losing an argument with a taxi and a street curb

got sort of voluntarily laid off (see above for details)

played pokemon

got randomly called by my teacher (had a missed call from me from ages ago when I was working for him- had no idea who it was- complete coincidence)

asked him how he was yada yada yada

got invited to a lecture by one of the artists who has influenced me almost my entire life who just happens to be coming to my old school in two hours

awesome lecture witnessed

meet said artist, get signed book, awkwardly offer to help him with the project he’s promoting

said teacher puts on my film as a demonstration of my work (without my consent)

I die

he says ‘hey that was pretty cool you know I’ll be starting this in a month so send me an email or something’

I die.

TL:DR