WHY DOES THE LIE HAVE TO BE SO CUTE, MOD?!
BECAUSE LIES ARE ALWAYS APPEALING WHEN THEY START OUT.
THAT IS WHY PEOPLE MAKE THEM.
THAT IS THE POINT OF THIS HORRENDOUSLY TRANSPARENT METAPHOR.
BUT YOU PROBABLY GOT THAT ALREADY BECAUSE IT IS SO BLOODY OBVIOUS.
WHY AM I STILL SHOUTING?