Hello, I am Dr. Joan Leland and I’m a psychologist at Arkham Asylum. As to my purpose here, I intend to answer questions anyone might have regarding our establishment, its staff and its practices.

Also I will be keeping an eye on the many current and former inhabitants of Arkham that have all gathered here. As well as I will be analyzing some of you by sending out psychological questions every so often to access your current mental health.

So…..what can I do for you?