Kate says that I am not a Slytherin because I am not mean, and I should have a cartoon/kid’s book called ‘the nicest Slytherin’ like 'the littlest Hobo’ except it’s me going around being happy and shit with all the other Slytherins looking at me like I’m wearing a turnip on my head.
… okay I added the last bit but seriously I don’t hate anyone.
I am the worst Slytherin.
It’s me.
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beastofefreet said: You don’t have to hate to be a Slytherin!! You have to have AMBITION and CUNNING and the will to never let yourself get pushed over. :) There are good Slytherins just like there are evil Gryffindors (hello Peter Pettigrew?).
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g2-lpi said: It’s not that Slytherins are inherently mean/evil, they’re just really ambitious and will use any means to reach their ends.
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Being mean isn’t a requirement for being Slytherin. It’s being clever, very, very clever. It’s being able to turn a...
knockoutroundabout said: Don’t worry, we’ll turn you soon enough! *CACKLES*
butttsoup said: I am the Slytherin that would never judge you. Slytherin bros~~~~
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yamyams said: xDDD it would be fantastic. I am not sure if I am the best Hufflepuff to be honest. Too impatient and I procrastinate a little too much.
addisonisnightwing said: But you are destined for greatness! Ha! See you are a Slytherin.
somethingspecialifound said:
It’s ok. I’m apparently a Slytherin too!!! validopinions said: Slytherin is for ambition, isn’t it? Not mean-ness. It’s just that ambition often comes with a disregard for others. :’D (Says the Hufflepuff)
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