Okay so for April Fool's I printed out a bazillion pictures of George Clooney and stuck them all over the apartment.
Only now I keep forgetting where I put them
and I keep running into him all over the joint
and it’s like
Clooney
Clooney pls
Clooney wat r u doin
Clooney why
i hope you live with someone bro… otherwise why did you do this to yourself
Wait
wait what
why would you April Fool yourself
more to the point why would you April Fool yourself with George Clooney