• How I feel about this character

I love Chell. I don’t think you actually understand how much I love her. True, I have a thing for mute characters, but I just adore how understated and insanely brave and utterly tenacious she is. Also there’s the fact that she was designed to look humanly hot; not some contorted amalgamation of hips, spinal chord and boobs. I could actually write a whole essay on the value of this character though so I’d better cut it off here.

• All the people I ship romantically with this character

Wheatley. Wheatley, and sometimes Wheatley (oh also Wheatley is cute).

• My non-romantic OTP for this character

SPAAAACE COOOOORE. I just imagine him as this ridiculous, hyper-active little brother to her. I also adore her relationship with GLaDOS; it’s so complex and filled with hate and mutual fear and respect. Also, wit. Got to love that.

• My unpopular opinion about this character

Uh… no, not sure I have any of those. Really.

• One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Nope. Again, good job Valve. They knew how much to give us and how much to leave out; I’m perfectly happy with what we got.