me: [sees a joke post that says leonardo da vinci did the sistine chapel]

me: i need to correct this!!!

me: …no. wait. i’m not on earth to humorlessly fact check tumblr

the shrieking fleshless skeleton of michelangelo di lodovico buonarroti simoni, kicking down my door with one putrid rotting boot: what the FUCK. what the FUCK. that fake fiorentino piece of SHIT couldn’t find a ceiling with BOTH HANDS if an earthquake DROPPED it on TOP OF HIS HEAD