Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

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sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

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*adds to the evidence-that-Gladstone-is-probably-a-vampire pile*  vampires  they are stupid and I love that  also don't worry I ain't forgotten the AU where Arthur is a vampire  and goes on case solving hijinks with detective Mesi  I just need like  ten years to do the research for it 
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