ON A HAPPIER NOTE, I’ve always had a deep admiration for Terry Crews, and his newest batch of Old Spice commercials kill me. They really do. Holy crap.

And this is why I’d buy from Old Spice instead of Axe (ignoring that both smells give me a headache). At least the Old Spice commercials don’t make me feel like I’m watching the lead up/result of some really bad porn.

…just some really weird porn.