-that Mod’s ask box currently half consists of people declaring they have a major crush on him?

Guys.

Guys.

THE DUDE IS, LIKE, 80 YEARS OLD IRL.

ALSO HE’S A HOLOGRAM.

AND FICTIONAL.

AND MAD okay that’s not necessarily all bad but I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE QUITE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.

Is this because of that guitar post it’s because of that guitar post isn’t it damnit.