You are horrible people, you know that? You know I have no self restraint and can’t resist these sorts of things.

Anyway, the eye picture isn’t that big anyway because I had to match it to the card, which I couldn’t find in a bigger size than the one here so herp derp. As for the arcana, I’m not a massive tarot nut so I could be wrong, but in terms of the Persona series I figure the Magician is the most obvious card for me. I create, make awful jokes, am a typical slab of comedy relief and have the classic entertainer complex; I have to be entertaining people or I feel I’m a completely useless waste of space. Really not sure what my persona would be, but I figure the one I’d have to face-off with would be something playing along those lines.

You see, I really am nothing without my ability to entertain people. People in the business sometimes call that a mask to cover their true self, but my biggest fear is that I don’t even have anything underneath that. I hate taking responsibility- because I know I can’t. I know the world is slowly crashing down around my ears and burning down to ash, and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it. I am fiddling while Rome burns, but I still love the applause and I love to make people smile, I need to make people smile. I am completely reliant on having people respond to me, because without that I know I am nothing; I can’t cook, I’m terrible at maths and I’m as weak as a kitten. In the practical world I have no value at all, so I manipulate people to give myself worth, as a supplier of humour.

TL:DR Mod thinks about these things too much and is the self confessed opiate of the masses.