Hey pal, so I decided to go and photograph (poorly) my own (stained and old) copy and translate it (hopefully well, I'm proud of it) and put in the text (shoddily) myself. And of course, just as I went to send it to you I saw somebody else already did. x'D I relate to Donald a lot in this moment... Well, enjoy the alternate translation (from Polish). I tried so hard to keep it snappy and funny! imgur /a/YUhdU