sure! glad some of you aren’t sick of my self indulgent chronicling of it ‘cause I’m loving it too :’D
so I got to the Guzma part and, you know? second time through with a cynical, cowardly, not-really-sure-why-these-things-keep-happening-to-him TV child as the main character gives you a new perspective on it; so okay, you got this whole situation
all this rival tension between the Prof and Guzma and it’s like yooooo they got history, bro some shit’s gonna go down pass the popcorn, but then it’s like-
Suddenly we get involved and hey now what I thought this was a private thing with you two don’t drag me into this okay, okay you’re doing that, alright.
So after all this big talk, Kukui, instead of facing off with this rival-since-childhood possibly ex lover I’m just saying himself, straight up volunteers your ass and bigs you up while he’s at.
And at this point RGB is just like I. AM AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD. WHO HAS NEVER MET THIS SCARY LOOKING ADULT MAN. WHO APPARENTLY RUNS AN ENTIRE GANG??? But hey, I mean, sure, you’re a professor you’re a smart dude I’m sure it’ll be fi-WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? IS THAT A SAMURAI? A BUG MECHA?
A samurai bug mecha, this is how I die. Even Porygon2 looks like ‘jesus are you seeing this’ um YEAH I AM BUDDY AND I SURE WISH IT WAS OTHERWISE
but fortunately it’s all friendly and cool yeah I mean like haha Prof Kukui knows what’s up I mean it’s not like winning this is going to affect my life outside of pokemon battles or anyth-
Oh. Oh good. Super.
So basically Kukui has made me, an eleven year old child, the no.1 enemy of the Boss of a(n adorable) multi-island gang.
REALLY. YOU DON’T SAY. BECAUSE MY KNEES HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH YOUR SOUL RIGHT NOW.
RESPONSIBLE ADULT MY ASS.