animalstalkinginallcaps:
“ YOU SEE THAT BUS? GET ON THAT BUS, GO DOWNTOWN AND GET A JOB. YOU’RE 25. THIS ISN’T A FLOPHOUSE.
WHAT EVEN IS A FLOPHOUSE, MOM? NOBODY USES THAT WORD ANYMORE! MAYBE IF YOU QUANTUM LEAPED OUT OF 1940 YOU’D STOP CALLING THE...

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU SEE THAT BUS? GET ON THAT BUS, GO DOWNTOWN AND GET A JOB. YOU’RE 25. THIS ISN’T A FLOPHOUSE.

WHAT EVEN IS A FLOPHOUSE, MOM? NOBODY USES THAT WORD ANYMORE! MAYBE IF YOU QUANTUM LEAPED OUT OF 1940 YOU’D STOP CALLING THE COUCH A DAVENPORT AND REALIZE WE’RE IN A RECESSION!

(via thefrostedglass)

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