One thing to soften the blow: the truly baroque insults that Scots have been flinging towards Trump in response to his ill-advised “Scotland took its country back” tweet. Among the things they have called him:
“witless fucking cocksplat”
“incompressible jizztrumpet”
“ignorant fuckmuppet”
“buttplug face”
“weapons-grade plum”
“toupéd fucktrumpet”
“Pumkinfart”
“uncooked pastry”
“clueless orangutan”
“fuckstick helmethair”
“tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon”
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 11:28 AM on June 24 [82 favorites +] [!]ETA: “mangled apricot hellbeast”
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