fun fact I was once talking to a friend and her friend and my friend called me both lass and lad in the same sentence and friend of said friend had a momentary look of ‘bwuh’ on her face then looked at me and then did this accepting nod and it was pretty great (she’s my friend too now)

also all of these are very flattering and ur too nice to me but I don’t think I could ever qualify as a mum that is too lofty and prestigious a role for me (i can go for grandpops tho)