dongstomper

*new yorker voice* bada bing

66point6

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

carriethestorymaker

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

uptown-daft-funk

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

beam-me-up-aliens

*vendor pops out from a sewer* HOTDOG, GETCHA HOTDOGS

alfred-fandom-jones

*shady-looking man pops out from dumpster* EY TONY