cameronwhimsy:

why tall friends are great

  • they are towering fortresses good for taking shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds
  • excellent hiding spot
  • they provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through
  • can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend

drawbacks

  • what do their faces look like
  • they’re always looking around like ‘SHIT where did my small friend go did i lose them’ worry not tall friend i am down here

?????

  • hugs are very boob

(via mustachossom)

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