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Who Should You Fight: Animators Edition

Genndy Tartakovsky (Creator of Dexter’s Lab)
Who Wins: No One
Genndy’s family fled from fuckin’ Moscow. His dad died when he was a kid, his mom died of cancer shortly after college. Dude’s had a rough life and here he comes along with Dexter’s Lab and Samurai Jack. Please don’t fight Genndy.

 Jhonen Vasquez (Creator of Invader Zim)
Who Wins: You (And Jhonen technically)
Dude tried to move on after years of dealing with the Hot Topic induced hurricane that was the Invader Zim fanbase. Unfortunately, the recent comic series says otherwise and there are plans for a series comeback. At this point he will beg you for the sweet release of death. 

Lauren Faust (Creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Who Wins: Lauren
Fighting Lauren herself would prove to be a challenge all on it’s own. Girl’s been through some shit and she doesn’t back down lightly. That said though, in the thin sliver of a chance that you DO manage to beat Lauren there’s still her fanbase to deal with. Avoid Brony hell, do NOT fight Lauren Faust. 

Craig McCracken (Creator of Powerpuff Girls)
Who Wins: Lauren
The fuck I told you about fighting Lauren Faust? Shit goes double for fighting her husband. Stay away from these two. I repeat: STAY AWAY FROM THEM. 

Pendleton Ward (Creator of Adventure Time)
Who Wins: No One
Not only is he the chillest motherfucker in animation right now but the dude’s literally a big ol’ teddy bear. While it really wouldn’t take much to beat up Pen, would you really want to, man? 

Seth MacFarlane (Creator of Family Guy)
Who Wins: Everyone
Every animator on this list will thank you. Well, most people will thank you. In fact, I think in the long run the entire world will thank you.
Please, go fight Seth MacFarlane. 

Matt Groening (Creator of The Simpsons)
Who Wins: You (And Matt technically)
See above: Jhonen Vasquez.

Alex Hirsch (Creator of Gravity Falls)
Who Wins: Alex
No one knows where Alex came from. Some rumor that he emerged from the deepest, darkest woods only to animate. The dude’s weird but not in a charming “dude’s a bit goofy” way but in a “we swear his shadow laughs at us” way. Do not approach Alex Hirsch. AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH ALEX HIRSCH. 

Dan Povenmire (Co-Creator of Phineas and Ferb)
Who Wins: You
Dan’s a werid dude but not Alex Hirsch weird so he’s not gonna pull any stunts. We’re uncertain but we’re pretty sure his brief stint with Family Guy and dealing with Disney on such a huge product has greatly weakened whatever power he may have had. Go on an fight Dan, you can take ‘im.

 Natasha Allegri (Creator of Bee and Puppycat)
Who Wins: You
In all honesty it’s a miracle some papercut didn’t do away with Natasha years ago. While her work is cute, sweet, and fluffy, so is her fighting style. In fact, we’re pretty sure just a small punch on her arm will win you this fight.

 Rebecca Sugar (Creator of Steven Universe)
Who Wins: No One
Why in the fuck would you fight Rebecca Sugar.