since a whole bunch of you are threatening to do covers I fixed those lyrics so they work much better now! So… yeah, if you’re gonna sing it please consider using these words instead, they’re a little more worked over than the oh-shit-I-have-to-remember-a-song-from-a-dream-I-had-last-night version

and feel free to fix that goddawful melody I came up with PLEASE

Please don’t put.the whole movie in the trailer!

Please don’t giveaway the plot twist in the ad

you think we need tosee more. but all it is is a bore

when we’ve seen allof the good bits so the rest is all bad

Please don’t put. the whole movie in the trailer!

please don’t make watching your work feel like a chore

it’s no wonder sales have dropped, when you don’t know when to stop!

Please don’t make. me

re-state the lesson

less.

is.

more!

You want to shine you want to show us what this film is about!

So you put in all the best paaarts- to give it some clout

I understand. I do! I swear it’s true but listen to me

what’s the point of leaving us without a sense of mystery?

Please don’t put. the whole movie in the trailer!

They’re meant to be a thing we can enjoy

yes we like sneak previews, but if you leave nothing new

our incentive to go see the movie you’ll. Des. Troy!

(so) Please don’t put. the whole movie in the trailer!

Or you’ll put. Off the audience instead!

You’re meant to get us to go, but when you play the whole show

Instead of building in-ter-est you’re killing it stone dead

There’s not much left to say and you won’t listen anyway

but I beg of you, remember; it’s your profits that will pay

So leave some space, make us wait, just make us curious so-!

we will GO to the movie

(yes we’ll GO to the sodding movie)

we will go

we will go

WE’LL GOOOOO!

but what do I know?

-Ding-