I had a dream with a song in it about hating trailers that tell you everything that happens in the film and I can’t sing but

It was kind of one of those old show-timey type of songs with a very bouncy piano backing?? kind of like I’m getting married in the morning but it was fucking great and the gist of it was this (put in random full stops for rhythm? I can’t write music lyrics idfk);

Please don’t put. the whole movie in the trailer!

Please don’t giveaway the plot twist in the ads

you think we need to see more, but all it is is a bore

when we see all of the good bits in three minutes or four

Please don’t put. the whole movie in the trailer!

please don’t make me want to punch you in the face

it’s no wonder we snore. when you make watching a chore

Please don’t make. me

restate the lesson

less.

is.

more!

You want to shine you want to show us what this film is about!

So you put in all the best paaarts- to give it some clout

I understand. I do! I swear it’s true but listen to me

what’s the point of leaving us without a sense of mystery?

Please don’t put. the whole movie in the trailer!

Please don’t tell me how it ends before it starts!

The narration is annoying and while you think we are enjoying

all these sneak previews I’m telling you

the movie you’re destroying

so please don’t put. the whole movie in the trailer!

Or you’ll put. Off the audience instead!

Leave some gaps, make us gasp, make us pine and wonder so

we will GO to the movie

we will go

we’ll go

WE’LL GO.