Well, okay, not entirely.

An old lady started a pit fire on the roof garden of our apartment, as she apparently didn’t know that this is not generally allowed, and of course someone over the road saw that THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF WAS ON FAIYER and then there were firemen.

Best part?

I didn’t know and I was sat in our apartment the whole time. No fire alarms went off. My roomie came in and was like ‘wtf how are you inside’ and I was like LOL WUT WHY WOULD I BE OUTSIDE NUTHIN’S UP BRO

… yyyeeeeah, we need to get our fire alarm fixed.