sorry for another quiet week for art posting- been working on the doodle comic as much as possible though, and with a bit of luck I might be able to post it shortly after next week (or even during it, if things go well!), anyway have a sappy doodle that didn’t quite make it as a panel/front cover
Anonymous asked: Hey, sorry, if this is a question you've already answered but how tall is RGB? I feel like you've already answered it somewhere but I couldn't find it. I ADORE RGB and would love to cosplay him someday, but I am a transman and awfully short (158cm) Almost every character I love is too tall to comprehend. I'd cosplay him anyway btw (if you don't oppose of course), but I would love to know by how much I am missing the mark haha
congratulations! you’ll be happy to know that RGB is canonically 5′5″! so your own height plus a TV/hat will probably get you there! :D
maybe-qchan asked: Oh my god mod, I just read about a norwegian guy who owns an actual working donald duck car, with 313 licence plate and all. If you google Finn Pedersen Donald bil you should see it. He's got a donald duck driver's licence too!
oh. my goodness look
at this beauty I WANT it
this man truly is living his best life the spirit of Carl Barks rides with him
This 100% was me at the zoo. Don’t touch Melon, he’s mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it?
Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won’t get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine.
Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM.
The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don’t have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we’re putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it.
The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they’ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don’t give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.)
The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she’s on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets.
Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac’s enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she’s a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite.
The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man.
All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don’t know you and they are very distressed that you’re taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.
this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you
as biologist, can confirm
brain: that frog is very small me: well spotted, brain brain: put smol frog in mouth me: no!
brain: that lynx…looks so fluffy… me: it does brain: we should pet it. me: it’s awake and angry so no.
brain: baaaaby bunny. me: yup. brain: baby bunny goes in pocket me: nooo it doesn’t.
Anonymous asked: omg so there's a lake near where I live with geese on it? and they are kind of notorious for chasing people because, well, geese. Anyway I was walking past it to work and this group of them were floating near the path looking at me like, super suspiciously, but I fought the instinct to run and said 'I really like Gladstone, just so you know' and I shit you not they just kind of slowed to a stop, looked at each other and floated off gabbling in a nice way and they haven't bugged me since
you have received the Blessing of the Geese. use it wisely.
Anonymous asked: Uncle Mod I need help with a Baby's First DnD character, do you know any goodinteresting no-magic classes? (Homebrew is fine, my party just needs a non-magic user and I'm the only one without a character yet. Rip me)
best to leave this one to the masses- my DnD days were a while ago and there’s a lot of new cool stuff out there! any suggestions folks? (please reply to this post if you do rather than send asks- my inbox is being weird atm)
