theworldsactuallynotthatsmall:
The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”
Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”
ship are you making a callout post for faeries
#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS
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Request batch. Finally getting around finishing these!
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Request batch! I deleted the asks for two of these, but one was about Donald on a sweater and the other was about Magica giving Webby a doll if I remember clearly! :o
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Request batch! I still have a lot of requests to finish but… it’s a start! :D I deleted the ask for the ‘87 Fenton one, but it had to do with an ukelele or smth? Anyways, I actually enjoyed doing these!
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brooksandart asked: ??????? I've seen you around in Tumblr but how did I have no idea???? Your were making this amazing fucking comic???? This whole time???????? Wuvwnsndhskaldhsj?! Your comic is just mind-splitting, feeling-crumbling, Soul-twisting- abdjfdjalx god I love you for making the property of hate I can't wait to see moreee
can I put this on my resume because ‘feeling-crumbling’ is like, the best thing I’ve ever read
sagiun asked: hi! so, on your topatoco site, i saw u have those tpoh tarot postcards? (out of stock, though...) would you ever be willing to make an actual tarot deck? i'd be all over that, and im sure others would too!
I want to do that so bad, it’s always been a dream, but I’m doing them sort of one at a time?! I am due to add another one or two BUT THE THING IS. WE MIGHT. have enough chapters for a third book so like im waiting to see when/if a kickstarter for that will happen and if so I’d add those as an option for the rewards :Tb but yes. Tarot. love it
TPoH: Update!
YEAH I MEAN IT
New page available here on the TPoH website! Also available to read here on Smackjeeves!
I’m hoping I’m better and will be able to update next weekend for sure, but after that the comic will require a lot of work (complex bgs and so on) so I’ll just have to see how it goes. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WAITING SO LONG I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH I’M SORRY
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