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Anonymous asked: not saying those first two D+D stories aren't wholly awesome themselves but I absolutely gotta have some more information on the instance where you seduced a dragon

okay fair enough and I don’t got any drawings for you today so story time it is;

alright so we’re like, at the end of this big ole campaign that’s been running a while and we’re facing the Big Cheese who is a sorceress who just went all maleficent on us and transformed herself into a dragon. It’s rad, she’s mad, we all have a good time, but due to some extremely unlucky rolls on our team and some real good rolls on the DM’s side the party is suddenly in a Bad Way; our wizard was dead, the fighter had been trapped in a block of ice, and the bard had just jumped out the window to save himself and landed in a dungheap. Frankly I still think that was an excellent idea and was probably the best move any of us made in that session. 

My rogue, amazingly, was not doing all that hot either and was the only active player left- I had two HP, my arrows couldn’t pierce the dragon’s hide without the bard boosting my attack, she was out of range for a knife attack (throwing it would lose me the only effective weapon I had) and one of my legs was broken. Our DM is all sorts of guilt stricken and hadn’t expected things to go this badly, my companions are coming up with all sorts of get-out-of-jail plots but basically I can’t run, can’t attack, am nearly dead and there’s a dragon sorceress who’s about to eat me. I look at the only stat I rolled insanely well while making the character sheet… which is charisma.

So I ask if I can roll to seduce the sorceress. The DM looks at me like I’m insane, then a genius, then an insane genius, and allows it. Please also note that my rogue is tiny kenku, beaten to within an inch of her life, about to be toasted with hellfire and the sorceress who has been trying to crush our little band for the past year has more will than a stone fortress.

I rolled a 19. 

She rolled a 1.

So, yeah. We got married.

Anonymous asked: okay so I know you're chaotic but are you good? or neutral? also have you ever played DnD because I need to know how much you destroyed/what class your character is

hilariously two of my friends had a whole discussion about that about me and came to the conclusion that I am chaotic chaotic, as for DnD I have only played a few games but the most notable instances were-

1) the Call of Cthulu game where I started out with the highest charisma I ever done had, lost it all when I was transformed into a lizard creature but ‘won’ the game by eating my entire party

2) the time I was a really shitty wizard but defeated a Big Bad wizard by convincing him to get into a ‘magical box’- an ordinary self locking chest- which I kicked into a river (apparently the DM didn’t know that one story with Anubis and Osiris). He failed all attempts to escape and the event was thereafter referred to as ‘The Reverse Houdini’

3) the time I was a rogue and managed to seduce a dragon

Anonymous asked: hey mod! i think to remember that you enjoyed stories where donald and gander (he's named Gustav in german btw) get along and i remember a story where their town hosts something like a sport festival olympic style and long story short, they have to work together to rescue a little girl. i sadly don't remember what the story was called but if anyone remembers, you should def check it out

ooohhhh! that sounds awesome- and vaguely familiar, anyone know which story this is? going to bed rn but I’ll have a hunt for it myself in the morning!

aceofalmonds asked: 1) thank you for drawing wonderful comics, especially the duck ones recently because they're awesome, 2) said duck comics got me watching DuckTales, 3) I was gonna ask who you would pick to play Gladstone, but wanted to search your blog to make sure you hadn't answered that already, and it turns out Gladstone's casting is known (and Paul Freaking Tompkins!) so thanks for (tangentially) informing me of that as well!

1) aaaaa shucks thank you :’D 2) aaaaAAAAA GOOD THANK YOU 3) you know the hilarious thing is before that casting reveal I would have said I had no idea but now it’s like… I am pretty sure I can’t think of a better choice than Paul Freaking Tompkins