stubbornseedling:
Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.
Thank you patient bird.
(via threegoblinsinatrenchcoat)
land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis:
a full-grown duck only weighs twenty pounds. i’m having a crisis. that’s not even ten kilograms. that’s nothing. a slight breeze could knock them over. i could carry them in a little backpack. by all accounts, if they tried to headbutt someone human-sized, it should look like a confused bumblebee bumping into a window. they’re just sacks of feathers. how does society accommodate such tiny birds. i’ll trust uncle scrooge as far as i can throw him, and it turns out that may actually be pretty far.
(via land-of-birds-and-comics)