When you walk into a friends room and they are like:
“Sorry for the mess,”
And you’re like:
And you think of what your room looks like:
(via thefrostedglass)
I can’t explain it, but reinterpreting Disney princess outfits through a more historically accurate lens really, really appeals to me. Beauty and the Beast has always hovered hesitantly in the late 18th century (especially in the earlier concept art), so I redid Belle’s gold dress to match 1770’s French court fashion.
(via treehousefriend)
I slept with Dean winchester and Yellow-eyes burned me on the ceiling……
It was worth it.
I kidnapped Sam Winchester BECAUSE I’M AWESOME.
(via thefrostedglass)
This is now the second National Anthem.
dustin byfuglien is half black
i am half black
i am dustin byfuglien.
Tuukka Rask likes gray cardigans.
I like gray cardigans.
I am Tuukka Rask.
Emma Watson is a girl
i am a girl
i am Emma Watson
i am gay
elton john is gay
i must be elton john
Hermione Granger has frizzy hair.
I have frizzy hair.
I am Hermione Granger.
Pansy Parkinson is a Slytherin.
I am a Slytherin.
I am Pansy Parkinson.
Ronald Weasley never stops eating
I never stop eating
I am Ronald Weasley
I am a ginger woman.
Karen Gillan is a ginger woman.
I am Karen Gillan.
Ron and Hermione got married.
I will never be married.
I am a cat.
kelly clarkson has hazel eyes
i have hazel eyes
i am kelly clarkson
I can speak French
Céline Dion can speak French
I am Céline Dion
I’m a ginger.
Rupert Grint is a ginger.
I am Rupert Grint.
I have a British accent.
The Queen of England has a British accent.
I am the Queen of England.
so funny.
oh my god
oh god oh god dyinggg
WIZARD TALK.
My friend told me a story yesterday about Salvador Dali, it's quite amazing
My friend told me a story yesterday about Salvador Dali, it’s quite amazing
he said that towards the end of his career he was completely broke, he had no money, but by this point he was as famous as can be, and extremely well known.
What he would do, is he would take out his friends to a really expensive restaurant and say, ‘everythigns on me!’ so they would have the finest champaigne, wine, cavier, lobster, whatever, they got it.
By the time the bill came they would say, oh it goes to Dali! so they would give him the bill for about £5000 or the equivalent, and he would ask if they took a cheque, and of course they’d accept. He’d write it all out, then just as he went to give it to them, he’d take it back and do a sketch on the back, and sign it Salvador Dali, so when they went to collect all the cheques/money at the end of the night they’d go
“Look! there’s an original Salvador Dali on the back of this!” and they’d pin it on the wall (hence never cashing it-meaning the meal was essentially free) and apparently there are hundreds of these cheques all around Spain, and that if any ever cashed the cheques he would have gone bankrupt.
I think that’s fucking amazing.
Trollvador Dali, ladies and gentlemen.
(via treehousefriend)
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