THINGS ARE CONFUSING WITHOUT THE OXFORD COMMA
My role models are my parents, Buster Keaton, and Katherine Hepburn.
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My role models are my parents, Buster Keaton and Katherine Hepburn.
Yeah, I think I want the oxford comma back.
As if I’m going to spend time unlearning shit that made things make more sense.
SCREW YOU OXFORD I’M NOT EVEN A SOUTHERNER.
In my next life, I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work. You get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then voila! You finish off as an orgasm!Woody Allen (via youreashamedofmybaking)
George Harrison drawn by Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney drawn by George Harrison
Ringo Starr drawn by John Lennon
John Lennon drawn by Ringo Starr
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ckck:
Adam Simpson made some lovely illustrations for the BAFTA Film Awards depicting this year’s five Best Film nominees. This one for The King’s Speech is my personal favourite, but they’re all really terrific. See them all here, and read more about it on the BAFTA website.
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I see this and think of Alfred as the bird and Arthur as the cat.
THAT BIRD ISN’T EVEN CURIOUS, IT’S FUCKING TROLLING :U
that laugh.
DAT LAUGH.
That is the world’s most patient cat right there.
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Yeah thats right, I dont. This is an actual conversation i had with someone…
Me: “No, personwhosnameiwontmention, I dont ACTUALLY hate you… we just have our differences, I know you think my animation sucks-“
Person: ” I don’t have a problem with your animation, I have a problem with…
Wait. What. Who is this is this who I think this is he was pulling faces at my attempts at punching Premiere in the face yesterday because that’s how you use it right 8/
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