My staff and I often go to a very noisy Japanese restaurant where a lot of people take their children. There are TV’s at each table. If you go there on Sunday nights at 7:30, you’ll see the children staring at the TV screens with their mouths wide open, looking silly.
They’re watching One Piece.
When I see that, I never want to let them down.
Eiichiro Oda from One Piece Volume 17, 2001
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I HAVE TO OUTSIDE INTO THE REAL WORLD
THAT’S IT
THE END
FINITO
I HAVE TO WASH MY FACE
GOOD DAY SIR

Wait, Americans have things called biscuits that aren’t… biscuits?
Let me just search this-

Wait a sec-
isn’t that a scone? how is that anything like a bisc-

Wait.
Is that a piece of friend chicken?

You people put gravy and chicken on scones and call them biscuits?

…

Ladies, please; I’m not that easy to win over. Hate to disappoint, but the secret stays with me.


Button, ducky, but points for trying- and oh, they’re just something I picked up last time I was in Mancheste-

…
You anons are a cunning bunch aren’t you?


Well I won’t do everything, and I currently live in Canada, not America, but-




Howzat? Oh god Kate I am so sorry how do you live with me