Me: Okay! I’m going to the gym! This is happening! I’m going to be healthy if it goddamn kills me! I feel great and nothing is going to get in my w-
Hair: *sudden perfect Beatle-cut which will be instantly ruined by any form of exertion*
Me: …
This is so hard.
I’ve finished the second TPOH page but I promised myself that I’d stick to updating once a week every Friday, so that way if I do more in a week then I’ll just have backup for weeks that are really busy.
It’s so hard not posting it though.
I just want to have it all done now can that just happen please.
I mean it’s all in my head why can’t it just appear I don’t like making people wait.

Will People Alive Today Have The Opportunity To Upload Their Consciousness To A New Robotic Body?
At the recent Global Future 2045 International Congress held in Moscow, 31-year-old media mogul Dmitry Itskov told attendees how he plans to create exactly that kind of immortality, first by creating a robot controlled by the human brain, then by actually transplanting a human brain into a humanoid robot, and then by replacing the surgical transplant with a method for simply uploading a person’s consciousness into a surrogate ‘bot. He thinks he can get beyond the first phase—to transplanting a working brain into a robot—in just ten years, putting him on course to achieve his ultimate goal—human consciousness completely disembodied and placed within a holographic host—within 30 years time.
I wonder if it could be hacked…
Guys…
Guys
I think we should reblog this with ALL the GLaDOS GIFs.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
guys I don’t think this is a very good idea.
Not… not sure if want.
Beat him to it.

(via yamyams)