“I’m sorry, little one.”
For those of you who haven’t read the wonderful thing that is Rice Boy, well what are you waiting for? Go read it!
What Dahm does with Rice Boy is awkwardly surreal, and this awkward is the awkward that makes you feel like you’re tripping acid. Only, the acid is a round-headed thing that shirks TV references at you and wears long flowing trench coats.I’m not sure how to describe Rice Boy but I sure did like it. Also I giggled many times pronouncing The One Electronic (T.O.E.).
OH HEY look what you should read which I’ve never even heard of until this very moment askdaksljdkasd dude this is great.
I’M DONE
ITS REALLY FUCKING BIG SO FULLVIEW IT
I LITERALLY HAVE NO EXPRESSION FLABBERGASTED ENOUGH TO EXPRESS MY FLABBERGAST.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH NO
SCREAMS#OH NO#IN MEMORY OF MOD….#OH NO
Oh the plus side… She’s had statues built in her honor…?//CRIES
I killed her.
It was me.
I sat my huge prickly cacturne butt right on her feathery head.
I’m sorry mod… I didnt c u thereJK:F N8
THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAKE, N8
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(via princeofpuzzles)
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I see you, Pidgey statues
why do you taunt me
“In memory of the Pidgey”…OH NO
Oh great. I’m dead now. As if being a pokemon wasn’t weird enough now I’m an ex-pidgey.
At least I wasn’t nailed to the perch.
(via miraclemango)
I hope I’m not too late to the tumblrmon party! c:
Meowth and I own a flower shoppe, because it’s always been a fantastic dream of mine to own (or at least work) at one!
(via cylo)