Hey so I’m bushed and going to get some eats, but would anyone want to spoil the next page of TPoH for themselves by watching me livestream later? In like, maybe, an hour and a half or something?
Or idk maybe I could draw something else but I suck at sketching digitally
I gave my first ever commencement speech to the graduating class of 2012 at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia.
I think I told them everything important that I knew about going out into the world and being an artist, so I may never need to give another one.
(via neil-gaiman)
What is eurovision?
I’ve heard people talk about it before and I feel really dumb because I have no idea what’s going on??It’s a stupid song festival in Europe where one band/artist represents each country. It used to be one of the most important events, but now barely anyone cares about it.
EXCUSE ME MADAMI BELIEVE WE MUST NOW FIGHT IN HOT AIR BALLOONS ABOVE LONDON
EUROVISION IS A TIME OF FUN AND HILARITY IN WHICH THE NATIONS UNITE TO WATCH GROUPS OF BRIGHTLY COLOURED IDIOTS PERFORMING SONGS THAT ARE CAREFULLY ENGINEERED TO BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GOOD MUSIC
AND YOU HAVE TO TURN THE SUBTITLES ON BECAUSE THEY ARE INVARIABLY THE RESULT OF SOME POOR SOUL TRYING TO TYPE THEM IN REAL-TIME AND IT IS BASICALLY THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF THOSE BOOTLEG MANDARIN LOTR SUBS
AND THEN THERE IS ‘VOTING’ WHICH MEANS ‘EVERYONE IN THE BALKANS GIVES EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BALKANS TOP SCORES AND EVERYONE IN WESTERN EUROPE PENALISES EACH OTHER FOR EVERY POLITICAL IRRITATION RECEIVED IN THE PAST YEAR’
AND YOU WATCH THE WHOLE TECHNICOLOUR FAILURE ON THE SOFA WITH SNACKS AND MST3K THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND IT IS GLORIOUS
The most perfect description of Eurovison I have ever laid eyes on.
(via waffleguppies)
Do any of you ever just sit and wonder at the fact that you exist?
Reblog with a screencap of your desktop. NO CLEANING.
my desktop is still beautiful
mmmmmmm a deg spoon drew for me
Oops that’s a lot of asks I need to get rid of.
american cheese scares me
Fuck you I’m from Cheshire, your pansy yankee plastic squares don’t scare me.
You see that? YOU SEE THAT?
THAT’S REAL BLOODY CHEESE.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW IT’S A REAL CHEESE?
YOU COULD CRIPPLE A LORRY WITH THAT THING.
YEAH YOU’D BETTER RUN.
(via grandpafucker)
SOMEONE GIVE THIS ANON A MEDAL WE HAVE A WINNER.
He is indeed! You lot are good at this! Yes, it’s from The Tempest, scene one, when the ship is wrecked;
GONZALO;
He’ll be hang’d yet,
Though every drop of water swear against it
And gape at widest to glut him.
A confused noise within: ‘Mercy on us!’– 'We split, we split!’–'Farewell, my wife and children!’– 'Farewell, brother!’–'We split, we split, we split!’
ANTONIO
Let’s all sink with the king.
SEBASTIAN
Let’s take leave of him.
Exeunt ANTONIO and SEBASTIAN
GONZALO
Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an
acre of barren ground, long heath, brown furze, any
thing. The wills above be done! but I would fain
die a dry death.
… Yes, this is relevant.