Everything I draw ends up wearing a bow-tie

How do you even draw a cyclops at a back 3-quarter

why do I do these things to myself

yunisverse:

so canada was amazing

mod was even moreso

i wish i could just bask in the glow of having amazing friends forever

for now I’ll settle for falling over and sleeping because that weekend WHILE FANTASTIC IN EVERY REGARD was SUPER EXHAUSTING

shut up you were more amazing >:T

also half the time we were rolling around on the bed giggling at random youtube shenanigans and Texas from Motorcity

mind you I guess laughing is pretty exhausting so

VISIT MOD, SHE WILL RUIN YOU WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO LEAVE THE BUILDING

My parents are doctors and just sent me this and god fuck I’m laughing

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS

(Actual writings from hospital charts)

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful (could be!).

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (OMG! that is some examination!)

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

AUAUHGUAUUGAHGSTOPPIT

OKAY SO

YOU GUYS MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS BUT I HAVE LIKE SUPER SONIC HEARING

NO REALLY I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING I can hear unusually high frequencies of sound and I’ve always been very sensitive to electrical noise. I used to have to unplug everything in my bedroom because I could hear it humming and this overlying high pitched whine that nobody else could and I had to cycle super fast when I was biking underneath electric pylons because it hurt my ears and it was a real pain and gdasnfajgk

AND THERE IS A REALLY ANNOYING BUZZING SOUND COMING FROM OUTSIDE AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS BUT IT IS DRILLING A BLOODY GREAT HOLE THROUGH MY SKULL AND I AM MIGHTILY DISPLEASED AT THIS

I HAVE A COLD WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME

puhpuhtooie:

modmad replied to your post: i seriously don’t know why i’m tense about this whole thing all of a sudden

TAKE A BREAK GOD WOMAN STOP

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

Wow, you guys sure did like those WALL-E sketches.

Well I guess I’ll just have to draw more of him then.

(Head canon- if WALL-E got turned into a humanoid-robot-andriod-thing he would still hide by dumping objects on his head and turning into a box).

The Finalecuffs Episode 5: The Collaboration

puhpuhtooie:

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That’s right, it’s up to all of you to draw your spine tieless (or somewhere around that nature)  and slap on an awesome uplifting finale monologue as he hands it over to box!spine or fight among each other in a very ridiculous fashion while doing so like how we started, but remember: what happens now could effect the ending! there’s only one rule; have fun!  

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