- Friend: So you're an asexual?
- Me: Well, labels are kind of boring and a bit pointless in the long run but yeah, I suppose that's the closest I can get at the moment
- Friend: But you're empathic and understand why people want to be in relationships
- Me: Yes
- Friend: And the film you made is romantic
- Me: Yes
- Friend: And you ship characters
- Me: Yes
- Friend: Huh
- Me: Sorry I suppose that might be a bit confusing for you
- Friend: No, I actually find it really sweet
- Friend: That you obviously believe in love but you don't feel the need or desire to apply it to yourself
- Friend: Like, you have no ulterior motive except wanting to see other people happy
- Friend: That's cool
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: I am going to hug you so hard that I will puncture your lungs with your own ribs
- Friend: ... thanks?
Time for Cowboy Mode | photo by trekkiebeth
“I promise ya, Jon, the van has candy in it. Come on, h-h-hop in!”
Rabbit: “Cowboy Mode”
Jon: “but I don’t want t—”
Rabbit: “COWB-B-BOY MODE.”
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The English language is an arsenal of weapons; if you are going to brandish them without checking to see whether or not they are loaded you must expect to have them explode in your face from time to time.The Liar (via fuckyeahstephenfry)h
(via fuckyeahstephenfry-blog)
Move brass compass off the top of the gramophone cover to put drawing tablet down
nearly trip over the whippet
stub toe on coal scuttle
curse
think about context
realize I live in a pretty cool house
feel better
…
but my toe still hurts
Actually I don’t wear them all that often MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A LIE.
… well, okay, I wear them a lot more often than most people, but I usually wear a shirt and a tie/cravat of some description.
I am not, however, wearing any of those things right now
I know
I’m as shocked as you.
A collective of miscellany and mirth. Also sometimes I draw stuff.