Oh my god can people learn to enunciate when they’re on the phone
don’t call me up and say “hello this is mimblewimble can I have ten minutes of your time”
of course I am going to suppose that you’re a scam marketing scheme rather than someone getting back to me about a prospective storyboarding job
I mean seriously
why would you do that

Guys.
Guys guys guys.
One of the boss ladies from VFS is trying to submit my film SKIP to Annecy.

I don’t even care if it doesn’t get in someone thought it was good enough to make an attempt guys I’m cry.

I am having a lovely day, and sure! Although I wouldn’t call it a problem, I don’t mind. It happens once in a while, but my body is actually fairly, uh, well, rounded… so on the whole it’s usually people who see photographs of my face online who mistake me for a guy.
Having said that there was this one little old lady a while back who tapped me on the shoulder and said “Excuse me, son-” before turning bright red when I turned around, but again, she was the only one of us who was embarrassed about it. I thought it was pretty hilarious.
The thing is I really don’t give a crap about my gender so it’s really pretty hard to be offended by that sort of stuff, mostly I think it’s kind of sweet :>
Hello there, Mod!
Okay um… I was walking with my boyfriend today down granvile legit less than five minutes ago, and… oh gosh this will sound creepy, but I saw you crossing the road the same time I was. After you passed I kind of fansqueaked to my confused boyfriend. I explained to him that you are my idol. Your art is beautiful, your comic is amazing, you got me to love SPG and Sherlock and even Batman TAS. You’re also one of the reasons I’m going to VFS right now. I was having second doubts about it, but then you went on to say that it was amazing and I was pretty much sold from there.
I’m such a fan of yours. Seeing you in person was just incredible. It was the first time ever that I was really Star Struck.
TL;DR, You’re amazing mod. Thank you for everything that you do.
~Jess~
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