I love how in that picture Kate looks like fucking Adele crossed with Mary Poppins and then there’s me going all Gollum on that cake like MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS
I love how in that picture Kate looks like fucking Adele crossed with Mary Poppins and then there’s me going all Gollum on that cake like MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS
So I had real fun hanging out with the girls today for my b'day but at one point they attacked me and covered me in lipstick and nail polish which I never wear, it was brutal I tell ya

thing is I think they wanted me to be all like oo strike a pose lookit me I'ma laydee

whereas in reality I’m just like

SUMMON THE FLYING MONKEYS
BRING ME SNOWWHITE’S HEART IN A BOX OF PINE SO THAT I MAY FEAST UPON IT
AND WHERE’S MY GODDAMN DALMATIAN PUPPY COAT

AAAA THANK YOU SORRY I WAS OUT HAVING FUN
ALSO THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE LOVELY ANONS ALSO WISHING ME HAPPY YOU’RE-CLOSER-TO-BEING-DEAD DAY ILY ;w;
Usually I don’t bother commenting on the recent OP chapters because I don’t want to bore you chaps but
oh
my god
Chapter 701 you are drunk and I love you for it